Jokes

A group of little old ladies took a bus tour with a hired tour guide as their bus driver. Along the way, one of the little ladies in the group gets out of her seat and walks up to the driver and hands him a handful of peanuts. Out of consideration he takes them and eats them.

About 15 minutes later, she gets up again, walks to the front of the bus and hands him some more peanuts before going back to her seat.

This happens again shortly later. This time, the bus driver says, "Why are you giving me these peanuts?"

The little old lady replies, "Well, we can't eat them. We don't have no teeth."

"Then why do you buy them if you can't eat them?" exclaims the driver.

"Because we just love the chocolate around them."

I don't understand why there are pictures of criminals at the Post Office. Do they think we may be writing to them? I wonder why they don't just put their pictures on stamps so that the mailmen could look for them while delivering mail. Or better yet, why not arrest them instead of taking their pictures?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo that it was possible.

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